porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

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perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

nintendoodle:

black-knife:

moniquill:


Abandoned 123 year old school

For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.

plant blog

this is a building not a plant


sempiternal-nightmaress let’s live here

nintendoodle:

black-knife:

moniquill:

Abandoned 123 year old school

For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.

plant blog

this is a building not a plant

sempiternal-nightmaress let’s live here

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unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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infinite-the-sillygoose:

Running out of snacks is like running out of time in life.

(via kixxinq)

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

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aviciibylevels:


amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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